1) What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don t? Depreciation
2)What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost
3)An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. “Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night.” “Have you tried counting sheep?” “That’s the problem – I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it.”
4)Why accountants don’t read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
5)If an accountant’s wife cannot sleep, what does she say? “Darling, could you tell me about your work.”
6)How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget
7)Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
8)What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting
9)What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It’s 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait – 13 seconds, no wait – 14 seconds, no wait……
10)What does CPA stand for? Can’t Produce Anything
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